Game of Thrones Finale = Prilosec

91Co9j-UotL._SL1500_I’m a big fan of Game of Thrones. I’ve been watching the series since the very first episode on HBO.  In fact in five years, I’ve missed only a handful of Sundays.  I’m invested in many of the characters and happy when the people that I hate end up dead.  But when someone I love is killed on the show, OMG, I need to take one of my Prilosec!!!

Last night, I needed my meds.  Watching John Snow be stabbed was like watching someone drain my banking account.  Shag was sitting beside me, holding my hand, but I was nearly off the bed in tears. I screamed at the television and beat the pillow. You don’t do that to the sexiest man on the show. (I’ve got the sexiest man in my life beside me watching the show).

Let me just say that the writing of this show is ingenious.  So when I say that the Game of Thrones finale sucked, I don’t mean that the writing was horrible. It was great. I mean killing the man that I love on the show SUCKED.  John Snow was supposed to win everything!Game-Thrones-Season-5-Finale-Recap-Jon-Snow-Dead

I’m praying for a comeback.  I’m praying for the White Walkers to show up and touch Snow and make him wake up or have the Red Hag save him. I just don’t want him to die off the show. PLEASE!!!

And the Queen of Dragons.  Is she going back to what she once was or is she restocking her army?  I hope her dragon isn’t sick.  Poor thing.  He was cast to the side and guess who was there when she needed him?  Yep. The dragon is officially a red headed step child.  I wanted to see more of her (gameofthronesdragons

Then, did anyone notice that the Mountain (murderer, rapist and protector of Lanister trash) looked inhuman? Cersei is allowed to walk naked through the town as atonement for her crimes and we believe that suddenly she has found goodness?  Come on, she flaunted her incest babies all over the city for their entire lives.  DO YOU THINK MAKING HER WALK NAKED IS GOING TO CHANGE HER. She’s going to steal the Queen of Dragons dragons and burn the entire city.  Bet $2 on it.

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One other question.  Did Sansa jump to her death?  It sort of looked like it.  If she did, I can’t really blame her.  The side-chick’s explanation of how they were going to use her lady parts was a bit much.  Finally, we saw a little response from wreak, though I can never tell what he is going to do.  He’s not a wild card in a good way.  I really wanted to see what the splatter of the crazy side piece looked like up close, but that’s just me being a little psycho.

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Arya got a little justice.  Not much. Her teacher stresses her out where I’ll near to share my script with her.  She did get to write someone off her list.  That was written perfectly.  The amount of brutality to women on this show makes me want to drink, so when we get a little opportunity to give some back, I want it to be BLOODY!!  Ok. Okay.  I’ll calm down.

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I’m sorry but the next season can’t get here fast enough.

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Patiently waiting,

Latrivia

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4 CommentsLeave a comment

  1. Just as you can’t wait for next season, I’m patiently waiting for his Highness 2 and Young Dimitry Medlov

  2. Yupp, I’m thinking of boycotting the show if Jon doesn’t return…my heart wouldn’t be able to take GoT if he’s really gone.


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